Baron Von Stink Finger

The act of inserting your own index finger into your ass crack to achieve a high level of ass stink then sneaking up behind your best friend and rubbing your finger under his nose to transfer your ass stink onto his upper lip.

After soccer practice, Bobby came up behind me and gave me the fucking nastiest Baron Von Stink Finger ever. I just about threw up.

by gkriz September 11, 2009

Virginia finger-bowl

An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.

I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.

by BrysonW December 8, 2012

VTO TRIGGER FINGER

The act of helplessly taking VTO in the name of our lord and savior Jeff Bezos.

God damn son.. I really just took VTO, I should have worked.. but this VTO trigger finger got me actin up

by Shoopaldong October 21, 2021

vaginahead finger

A finger that looks like a head that looks like a vagina.

Person 1:"Wow his finger looks like a vagina and a head all in one."
Person 2:"Indeed, lets call it a vaginahead finger!"

by Jesse "Beastly Large Penis" June 4, 2009

Vegemite finger

The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.

Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?

by tazbowl February 24, 2018

Vibe Finger

Slang for the right index finger, where playing jazz vibraphone with the Burton grip is most likely to cause callouses or tears.

"Yeah, I really fucked my vibe finger last night at the jam session."

by justvibin February 5, 2020

Violent finger wag

if u do something wrong, you get the violent finger wag

No no no you get da violent finger wag ☝️

by ididntgetmyusername May 7, 2022