I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

smoke-filled room

A meeting place for politicians.

What goes on in those smoked-filled rooms?

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

fillip

fillip is an amazing boy who loves sloths and has an amazing smile. fillip's are rare so be grateful if you ever meet one! fillip's are very nice and extremely trustworthy. fillip's are smart and always know exactly what to say. they are extremely smooth and smell good. they are always the most handsome people you will ever meet but are humble about their good looks.

"I just saw fillip at the market... I almost fainted."

by Rocky R0aD July 25, 2016

Filling The Gas Tank

Filling the gas tank is when you stick your dick into someone's ass (male or female) and proceed to piss.

Cade: I got laid last night.
Owen: Yeah right, by who?
Cade: Bronwynn let me try Filling the gas tank
Owen: 🅱oi

by Loaf of Beans June 15, 2018

The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008

Filling Up the Stetson

Urinating in an open container while riding in a moving car. The phrase originated in 1835, when settlers riding the Oregon Trail were forced to relieve themselves in a large Stetson hat, to avoid stopping their wagons for fear of Indian attacks.

"Geez Jimmy, would you drive a little smoother? I'm filling up the stetson right now, but since you're driving like a maniac, it's splashing around everywhere."

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

Filliophilia

- An extreme love, sexual attraction, and desire to marry, date, and have sex with Nathan Fillion. (Not specifically in that order.)

-This is common in women who watch or have seen the shows Castle, Firefly, One Life To Live, Season 4 of Desperate Housewives, or any other number of Nathan Fillion’s works.

Symptoms Include:
- Reoccurring sexual thoughts about Nathan Fillion
- Drooling due to an extreme exposure of sexiness
- Feeling the need to watch and rewatch anything that involves Nathan Fillion at all
- Uncontrollable daydreaming about Nathan Fillion
- Spontaneous squealing at attractive photos of Nathan Fillion
- An abnormal (and in some cases unhealthy) desire to meet, or be in the same room as, Nathan Fillion

“I love her to death but it’s hard to hang out with her because all she

wants to do is watch and talk about Castle and Nathan Fillion;

clearly she suffers from Filliophilia.”

“I knew I was doomed the second I started watching Castle; now I

have no social life and suffer from Filliophilia! Well, I wouldn’t say

suffer, I enjoy every second of it!”

by skcastlelover April 11, 2013