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festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.
Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.
by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005
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festering

Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.
gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
by lemurpie August 7, 2008
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festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
by dyckdem January 8, 2008
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Festers

Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.
"I felt that girls festers all night long."

"I felt her festers, it was nice."

"Joe is such a fester molester."
by heyfranklme November 12, 2011
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Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
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festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.
by Micro67 May 8, 2010
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festerphile

A middle aged man that looks like a lesbian who idolises uncle fester from the Addams Family.
Have you seen Luke lately? I think he's gone full festerphile
by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022
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