fagtacular

1. A mixture of the words FAG and SPECTACULAR, neither having anything to do with the other.
2. A basic oxymoron describing something incredibly stupid or gay.
3. See homorific, queertastic, or fagmuffin.

What a fagtacular child you must have been.

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

Faptacular

The act of fapping 5 times in succession leaving no more than 4 seconds between each session.

I earned a faptacular yesterday, and now I can't walk.

by jed geraldson August 16, 2012

Fantacular

To be more then Fantastic and more than spectacular. Fantacular

She is so very fantacular.

by JoeyDWilson December 9, 2008

Fantabulary Theory

The Fantabulary Theory states that if you want to do it, it's bad for you.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.

Examples of Fantabulary Theory situations:
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.

by Seina Rosa January 19, 2006

fwaptacular

The gay way of saying faptacular.

Guy 1:Let me give you all my fwaptacular piccys!
Guy 2:Fwaptacular? I'd rather not.

by Flame060 March 28, 2005

fagtacular

if a fag actually does somethin cool or funny it is considered fagtacular

Carl-whoa that fag just beat the fuck out of that hobo
Tibias-yeah that was fagtacular

by onebigcracka May 3, 2005

faztacular

1. a better kind of awesome.
2. describes an uttermost greatness of an object or occurence.

that cheese and lettuce sandwich was faztacular.

by Rachel Otto August 9, 2006