fatsicle

fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.


Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.


Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.


Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.

by nkooky5 March 17, 2009

Fatkin's Diet

Nickname for the Atkin's diet, a diet based upon eating large amounts of meat and disgusting fat, but not being able to eat rice or bread. People who are on this diet are probably going to die of heart failure later in their lives.

Linda: I'm such a pig- I had a piece of bread yesterday. That's it no more carbs...let's go eat a pound of bacon now.
Jesse: Dude, Fatkin's sucks.

by Vick February 10, 2005

fatspiracy

A secret plot by fat people to hide the chocolates without us skinny people knowing about them.

Where did that fat prick hide the tim tams? Its a fatspiracy.

by shaggy257 September 3, 2005

Fatsist

The term given to a person that discriminates against fat / obese people mentally, metaphorically, physically, and verbally.

That boy is fatsist

by lolbosslol June 1, 2018

Famski

A mixture of broski and fam

Ay yo fam, u going to the party?

Nah famski, I’m gonna stay home instead

by 420vapegod June 3, 2019

Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet

by Fatropolis May 10, 2011

fatkins diet

atkins with carbs, in other words, the diet most all of us are on all the time.

She's way too skinny - she should try the Fatkins Diet.

by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008