A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.
Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.
Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.
Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.
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Get the Falex mug.n. A form of eating disorder in which one eats every available source of food and then immediately injects a laxative serum directly into the carotid artery and prays for an early, painless death.
1. Johnny locked himself in Uncle Ted's Y2K shelter with several cartons of Hostess' Ho-Ho's and a syringe because he was a fatlaxic.
2. Claire, after being broken up with for the seventh time that year, succumbed to her ritual of gorging herself while her roommate, Helen, was in class. Claire hid this obsession for fear Helen would discover her closeted fatlaxia syndrome.
3. George invited his buddy Rick Richardson over for afternoon tea and after Rick arrived George proceeded to force feed tea cake and crumpets down Rick's throat before injecting laxative into his carotid artery. This process is known as fatlaxing.
4. George, after being admitted to the hospital, was pronounced DOA (dead on arrival). The coroner, after cleaning the human filth off George's body, concluded that the cause of death was in fact, "death by fatlaxation".
2. Claire, after being broken up with for the seventh time that year, succumbed to her ritual of gorging herself while her roommate, Helen, was in class. Claire hid this obsession for fear Helen would discover her closeted fatlaxia syndrome.
3. George invited his buddy Rick Richardson over for afternoon tea and after Rick arrived George proceeded to force feed tea cake and crumpets down Rick's throat before injecting laxative into his carotid artery. This process is known as fatlaxing.
4. George, after being admitted to the hospital, was pronounced DOA (dead on arrival). The coroner, after cleaning the human filth off George's body, concluded that the cause of death was in fact, "death by fatlaxation".
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