faction

A number of citizens, whether amounting to a majority or a minority of the whole, who are united and actuated by some common impulse of passion, or of interest, adversed to the rights of other citizens, or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought James Madison was part of the Antifederalist party.

by Hablacraja November 10, 2003

Despair Faction

AFI's official fan club. Where you get exclusive shirts, pins, posters, membership card, chances for meet and greets, and free tickets. It's a way to show how much you love AFI. www.despairfaction.com

Despair Faction rocks

by teenagedeathgirl April 3, 2004

Factional

A fact that became fiction, due to excess exaggeration. Usually describing stories told by others.

The story John told you about the party was so factional, he didn't get laid at all.

by Martin Martyr March 18, 2009

fakeationship

A fake realtionship

Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out.

Person 2: It's another fakeationship.

by Snowbunny89 January 19, 2009

Facecation

When someone takes a vacation from Facebook, a popular social networking site that it notoriously addicting. Facecations are usually taken to spend more time on homework, activities, job, etc.

JOE SHMO is taking a Facecation, bbl. =)

"Why is Joe never on Facebook?"
"He's taking a Facecation."

by Sharpie Rainbow October 24, 2008

fatocation

defined as death by suffocation by the fatosaurus. Usually by way of being stuck in a fat fold.

Police Officer :"How did he die?"
Coroner: "Fatocation..."
Police Officer: "Fato...what?"
First: "She sat on him and he suffocated"

by john mine January 23, 2008

Fatuation Density

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.

Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?

by GodsLeftTesticle May 30, 2019