farming

The act of hanging around public toilets and fishing out turds, particulary those produced by people who one finds attractive.

Bill had spent the afternoon farming at the bogs in Marble Arch. As he took the Tube home he took a peek at the two large logs he had wrapped up in his sports bag.

by Botter December 3, 2003

farms

Short for "frontier arms" or the condition of having giant meat slab like triceps built up from common household tasks on the range. "Farms" are mostly found unexpectedly on otherwise reasonably proportioned woman. "Farms" usually indicate a girl who will grow fat as life progresses.

Dude, that chick you nailed last night was a chub. She had cankles and farms!

by chubby chaser February 4, 2007

Farm

Prison. People wandering around the yard like farm animals. Trapped in by fences and handlers.

"They just sent Juan and Rico to the Farm last week, we gotta get up n see em."

by DonVega June 17, 2008

farm

The other "f-word". A word used by young girls instead of fuck so they won't get in trouble.

"Like, that song was farming awesome!"
"Farmit!"
"Farm off dude!"

by GernB May 11, 2008

farm

A term used in certain games when a person continuously steals another's resources.

**Warcraft III**
A: You should really build some defense, I'm farming experience off your guys.

**In WC3, exp can be gained by killing enemy units**

by toxicity August 10, 2005

farm

A place where a bunch of animals are together that is not a zoo.

And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'! …Unless it's a farm!

by argv minus one March 28, 2012

farming

1) The act of sleeping in excess of what is needed, sleeping on an irregular schedule, sleeping through one's own alarm, phone calls, loud noises, or any other attempt to wake the "farmer" up.

2) Missing activities due to chronic fatigue caused by irregular sleeping pattern/laziness.

Matt didn't make it to thermodynamics today because he was too busy farming. He was really tired after engaging in "other activities" all night.

Matt said he couldn't make it to the meetings because he had personal problems; however, everyone knew he was just farming.

How the heck did Matt get voted star of the month? He's always farming.

by T. J. Z. and A. P. C. November 12, 2008