This brown haired blue eyed beauty is the best man you will ever meet. Matt Farley is great at everything he does, most importantly he gets at working out. Swol. Although he's a beauty, he has troubles getting girls. He plays tennis in his free time and gets hit by cars.
by Buttercup PPG November 1, 2019
Get the Matt Farleymug. When a persons life spirals out of control due to drugs, drinking and non-stop partying - usually resulting in death. His hangers-on and leeches let it happen, as long as he keeps buying or dies.
Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.
Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.
Friend - Damn, I can't believe Nick is gone? He did a Chris Farley and OD'd.
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!
by StoryAtEleven January 11, 2010
Get the a chris farleymug. (adj.) Afflicted with an unusually narrow penis that is prone to premature or spontaneous ejaculation
by Mik C August 27, 2003
Get the farley dollarmug. A ratchet hoe who likes to fuck everyone's boyfriend. She wears her younger sisters clothes to show off her celulite infested assets and She barely knows how to spell her first name.
Person a: "you see that blonde girl, flirting with Jen's boyfriend?
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"
by Your angel July 24, 2014
Get the kelsey farleymug. (noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.
I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017
Get the Chris Farleymug. He was so farley dollar that he ate all of his meals out of a single stained, unwashed tupperware trough.
by Mik C September 4, 2003
Get the farley dollarmug. by Charles U Farley June 15, 2008
Get the Charles U Farleymug.