the heaven (and sometimes hell) of farts. where they come from and go back to after the stork delivers them into your colon and out your ass.
"The poor little fart escaped my asshole to return to fartland where he could be back with his family. "
by merriquitecontrary July 7, 2008
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Located off the coast of Argentina, the Malvinas were named the Falkland Islands after the english invaded them for no reason other than to continue their imperialism.
Located off the coast of Argentina, the Malvinas were named the Falkland Islands after the english invaded them for no reason other than to continue their imperialism.
Let's name the Malvinas, The Falkland Islands, so there is eternal proof of our imperialist intentions.
by Meri123 September 24, 2009
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When one farts in his hand and cups it over his chicks face. The smell is so bad she passes out and he sticks it in her ass.
The other night my bitch came by for some fun. I threw it in her ass when she entered a state of Fartlandia.
by Mystic Cuntry Babe August 22, 2014
Get the Fartlandia mug.When a states-person is saved by events beyond their control, normally the manifesting as a polling spike. Named for the effect of the Falklands War on the British 1983 General Election, and closely related to the Machiavellian concept of 'Fortuna'.
by JoWithASilentJ July 1, 2016
Get the Falklands Effect mug.The baddest bitch he will ever meet. She smart and very mature. She can have a I don’t give a f*** mind set when people make her mad. She a very loyal and honest person and also good in bed.
by Farlanda November 22, 2021
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by Fsbzta January 17, 2022
Get the Farlanda mug.When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.
Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
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