Farage

To burst into someone's room while they're having sex and scream at them to pull out, whether they want to or not.

According to legend, a Farage cannot be reversed. Once you have pulled out, it is the will of the people that you don't put it back in, even if you both want to.

"We finally had a few moments alone, then Dave only bursts in holding a rollup and a pint of Adnams and pulls a Farage! Put me right off my stroke."

by Raziel4707 October 26, 2017

farage

A very very VERY rich man who enjoys flashing his cash and frequently says "I'm a Farage you can't do that to me"

A man walks up to The Farage and asks if he has any money he can borrow.
The farage then replies of course i have money im a farage, we are brought up in wealth. how much do you want £1000, £2000 or would you prefer it in caviar?

by Professor Popadom March 3, 2007

Farage

verb - pronounciation fa (as in fat) ridge
To publicly bring something or someone into a state of chronic mental and behavioural confusion as an act of self gratification.

Surrounded by neighbours asking him not to, Niggie faraged the woman across the road: the one with those bloody cats.

by Oblimey bin Faraged November 15, 2016

farage

A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.

M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.

by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011

farage

The foul juice you get at the bottom of a bin, which inevitably drips from the bin bag onto the carpet

ffs there is farage on my slippers

by J*M March 13, 2019

Farage

One of those innocuous little farts that you think you can ignore, then it turns out to be a total shit

Opps, I just let go a farage

by York1e February 1, 2020

Farage

When you think you smell a fart, but it turns out to be something else or you just imagined it.

I smelled a farage today; it turned out to be someone's b.o.

by jennifaron December 23, 2011