hot fabio

When someone deficates in porter potty and leaves the toilet lid open for the next person to urinate in to receive a steam (shit) facial.

Fabian: I just took a shit and left the toilet lid up.

Mike: who the fuck left the lid up, now I just received a hot Fabio by pissing in it.

by plumber 44 February 20, 2014

Dirty Fabio

A Dirty Fabio ( not to be confused with a dirty fabian ) is a sexual maneuver in which the man thrusts a mouthful of his balls in the girls mouth whilst wearing a long blonde wig and yelling “My meatballs will complement the spaghetti nicely”.
Once completed, he finishes all over her stomach and says “Dinner isn’t complete without sauce, Mamma Mia, Yahooooo!”

Her: I can’t believe he pulled a Dirty Fabio on me.

Her friends: No way, he didn’t complete the platter with his sauce, did he?

Her: Oh yeah, it was wild. I came to him saying “Yahooooo!”
Best night of my life.

Her friends: Wow girl, we are jealous. Maybe we can all ask him for a test.

by Countchocula April 12, 2020

Fabiola

Fabulous,beautiful, friendly, talkative, sweet, caring, a little on the odd side, very desirable by many, good at almost everything, GREAT in bed,

I'd like to have me some Fabiola.

by Therealestbaby July 7, 2014

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fapinux

The act of using any *nix, including Unix, Linux, BSD, and other great works of art, to fap to your heart's content, knowing that it is impossible for the web browser to "infect" your computer with a Virus.

10 IQ porn addict: I use a fapindowton to fap because Microsoft makes the best products and Windows 10 is the best.
80 IQ porn addict: I use a fapintosh to fap so I don't get viruses and so that only Apple tracks my fetish habits.
110 IQ porn addict: I created a fapinux distro to optimize and automate fapping in my workflow. It is based on Talis Linux, and uses the TOR network for porn browsing, but I added init scripts to automatically pull up random porn websites and use facial recognition to select random pictures and videos of specific desired pornstars. I posted it to Github and Sourceforge to assist fellow fappers and promote the sanctity and holiness of the open-source movement. Now, every time I need dopamine, I just boot into fapinux and get busy in under 25 seconds. Who can say they have a more optimized workflow? Hmm? All those who dare to challenge me shall kneel before their lord, and likewise, I shall kneel before my lord, Richard Stallman.

by Bad C dev February 24, 2021

walmart fabio

A “man”, who prides himself on his long, greasy hair, and on telling women how they should look, think, and act. He (gravely) mistakens himself as God’s gift to women.

A Casanova?!? *laugh out loud* No, he’s just a Walmart Fabio.

by Billifer February 23, 2019

fapoof

To fart into your own hand, and creativly throw it at someone, or in someones face.

Thomas Fapoofed Dave

by Tommy The Talent November 16, 2007