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fajita scale

The measure of how intense your poop is after eating Mexican food. Based on the Fujita Scale (F-Scale) used to measure a tornado's intensity.

F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets
I won't be able to make the party to tonight because we got Mexican food for lunch, I'm at an F5 on the fajita scale and won't be leaving home any time soon.
by ajm26 October 4, 2013
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Fantabulous

Sort of like "fabulous" but much more fabulous than the word "fabulous" can convey. Like supercalifragilisticexpialidocius but shorter and easier to spell.
While on a free trip to Italy I won a free titanium frame bicycle and the customs agent let me bring it on the plane for free. What a Fantabulous trip!
by Alfie The Horndog November 29, 2005
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Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!
My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...
by hobojo456 August 17, 2010
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fantaboulate

This is a un-common word that is outdated.it's a fancy way to pronounce "fabulous" .Originating in french means "wonderful" or "fantastic" Also an old slang word for the children in the 17th century.Nowadays it's not used anymore.although EditZP is the first ever say it in a Minecraft Video on October 3rd.
"Fantaboulate..Fantaboulate? That should be a real word..That SHOULD be a word! I demand somebody to put that in the dictionary.."

"that was Fantaboulate!"

"Isn't Fantaboulate really a word?"
by Starjas9 October 3, 2011
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