phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010

Failbooking

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

by happyho April 8, 2010

fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011

faceboobing

Trolling through Facebook looking for sweet cleavage pics.

"Who is the chick in that picture, she's got a sweet rack!?"

"I have no idea, I just found it while I was faceboobing."

by mc dc September 19, 2009

sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day

Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??

by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009

facebookin'

browsing on facebook

I'm facebookin' right now, how about you?

by Joann W. April 2, 2007

Late Night Facebooking

The act of facebooking during the hours of midnight-6am. Examples include commenting, liking, and poking (CLP).

Mrs. Laura was caught in the act of late night facebooking on multiple occasions.

by E. Splooge March 27, 2011