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Faithsturbating

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This is a practice of religious people who publicly make religious opinion based assertions and/or quote verses from their holy book in order to reassure themselves in their religious beliefs, especially around other believers. This often happens in online forums, where religious people gather.

Masturbating your faith beliefs in public.
The god believers were quoting scripture and repeating catch phrases from their "holy" book and generally Faithsturbating all over each other. It was hilarious hearing them actually believe the fairy tales in their bronze age folklore
by tekphreak January 1, 2012
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Faithsthetic

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Someone who gives off a particular vibe that resembles that of a pothead/crackhead who at the same time, gives you tremendous vibes of someone who is stuck in 2010-2014
Person 1: Hey! Check out my instagram page!

Person 2: Girl, your whole account is a faithsthetic
by Nigeriajars February 3, 2022
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faiths husband

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faiths husband drinks beer (i think lol idk)his name is cj and he cares alot about faith,loves her,get true hard times togheter and so on
faiths husband cares alot about her
by Amazing_Starlight December 23, 2017
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faithsgalxo

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faithsgalxo, very inspirational and funny comedy tiktoker.
by faithsgalxo June 5, 2021
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Faithsplaining

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The act of someone from outside a religion trying to explain aspects of that religion to someone who practices it. Note: It isn't always derogatory not everyone reads their own holy book and not every outsider is ill informed, but it does often come off as annoying to the person receiving the explanation.
Buddhist: "So yeah my religion is Buddhism"

Atheist: "Akshually Buddhism isn't a religion"

*The Buddhist in a full Kasaya and shaven bald*

Buddhist: "Are you literally Faithsplaining to a monk?"
by BlorboMcDorbo September 3, 2024
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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
Je voulais goûter vos larmes, se sentent, vos bras, et d'entendre votre journée evey voix de ma vie. Seulement pour découvrir que vous étiez un pur produit d'une entreprise fictive de votre propre âne.

To John doe: Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme
by passiond'uneâmedemonamant November 15, 2009
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