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fargasm

1: DUDE! i totally rocked jody's world last night, she had like seven orgasms!

2: are you sure she wasn't just fargasming?
by general face January 7, 2010
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ABC Famgasm

"I'm just sitting her ABC Famgasming in honor of 25 Days of Christmas."
by crazyhorny December 3, 2009
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Multiple Failgasm

A new lever of fail; something fails so epic-ly that it becomes a Failgasm; something fails sexually
(Shaun:)
Hey, did you know that they have an anime blow-up doll at Spencer's?

(Tyler:)
Really? Wow, now that's a fail.

(Shaun:)
Yaah! They also have a midget and a Paris Hilton doll!

(Zack:)
That's more than just fail, that's a Multiple Failgasm!
by xYamakunx May 23, 2009
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Fangasm

To be fangirling to a point of such extreme desire that your emotions outpour into a fangasm that is felt by everyone around.
Tilda saw a picture of Ryan Gosling
She took one look, and everyone knew she was going to fangasm
by Cheesecrackerswithchutney April 14, 2014
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Failgasm

A failure, or confluence of failures (serial or coincident) that is so epic as to be on the scale of sexual release. Synonymous with clusterfuck, except that the victim is usually required to clean up afterward.
Guy 1: So, a major piece of equipment was damaged at work this week. Client was out of service until we got a replacement.
Guy 2: Nice.
1: We ordered the new part overnight, and it was delivered, a couple thousand miles away.
2: (rolling eyes, pained laughter)
1: So the shipper sends it out, overnight, after we confirmed the correct address. It of course, does not show up as expected, and is instead held up at the shipper's regional hub, because they say they have the wrong zip code.
2: You're kidding!
1: Nope. So, instead of sitting back and enjoying my holiday, I get to clean up after the shipper's failgasm for the rest of the week.
by blinkin_the_gremlin October 19, 2008
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Fagasm

An orgasm shared between two males.
Dude... I just saw Jim and Bobby having a fagasm in the showers!
by Steven D. December 25, 2007
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Failgasm

A term given to the type of orgasm reached by very little to no sexual contact whatsoever. This term cannot be used against Virgins.
Girl 1: "What about that guy you hooked up with last night?"

Girl 2: "I got him upstairs and he had a Failgasm before i'd even touched him!"
by Old Long Johnson October 5, 2009
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