The name given to a person who has ascended to full gayness. Their blood is pumping with sperm and cannot be defeated. They are truly terrifying and being called a faggot increase there power.
by You have been Game Ended October 27, 2019
Get the flying faguettemug. by Leyland kelly/ March 1, 2020
Get the Faguettemug. Pronunciation: ˈfa-gət
Origin: French
Rhymes with -
baguette | faggot | maggot
1) A rainbow baguette
2) A frenchman
3) A gay man
4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line
5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic
b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver
6) your best friend
Origin: French
Rhymes with -
baguette | faggot | maggot
1) A rainbow baguette
2) A frenchman
3) A gay man
4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line
5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic
b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver
6) your best friend
ex) -- a rainbow baguette
**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**
Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"
You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."
ex2) -- a frenchman
**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"
ex3) -- gay man
**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**
You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"
ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...
**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**
**Appropriately shove him**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"
ex 5a) -- get cut off
**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**
You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"
ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid
**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**
You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"
ex6) -- BFF
**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**
You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**
Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"
You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."
ex2) -- a frenchman
**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"
ex3) -- gay man
**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**
You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"
ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...
**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**
**Appropriately shove him**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"
ex 5a) -- get cut off
**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**
You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"
ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid
**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**
You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"
ex6) -- BFF
**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**
You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
by thnc1122 May 30, 2025
Get the faguettemug. A gaming term specifically relative to Riot games, Teamfight tactics (TFT). When someone holds you're units.
by C9 deeznuts June 12, 2022
Get the Faguettemug. by pippienne July 22, 2023
Get the Faguettemug. 
Get the Faguettemug. A faguette is a gay baguette.
"Yo check this awesome bakery, wanna get some bread? "
"Bro that bread's gay as"
"Yeah, that's a faguette"
"Yo check this awesome bakery, wanna get some bread? "
"Bro that bread's gay as"
"Yeah, that's a faguette"
"Wow! What ze faguette?!"
by Sk8rRno June 16, 2021
Get the Faguettemug.