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fauxmosexual

a male or female who "fakes" homosexuality in the sense of having fun among friends, but is not actually homosexual.
making sexual comments and gestures to the same gender, with no real intention of following through with such comments and gestures.

"I'm not gay for you David, but i'm totally fauxmosexual for you." - Scott

acting homosexual while joking among friends or peers, but actually being heterosexual.
by Magbee April 19, 2006
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Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.
One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019
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Flomosexual

Flomosexuals, or as its internationally and critically known in social media sites as Flomos, are repugnant, stupid, ignorant, and utterly biased fans of American boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jr. They will defend to death any move Mayweather Jr. makes whether its boxing or non boxing related. They are locked in a perpetual, savage social media war against the Pactards, their bitter rivals and fan base of Mayweather's bitter boxing rival Manny Pacquiao.
Larry is so biased for floyd mayweather jr. im starting to think he's a flomosexual.

That guy is such a dumb flomo.
by Mr. S Archer March 27, 2015
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Fromosexual

fro·mo·sek·shoe·ul
Adjective.

1. This term has a few uses, primarily used to describe a person who enjoys having sexual contact with the "afro" hairstyle, most typically rubbing the genetalia on the fluffy 'fro until orgasm is achieved.
This act can be performed by both males and females. Males tend to penetrate into the wiry birds nest, while females prefer their partners to jiggle their heads to stimulate their clitoris.

The most common negative side effect of this fetish is the transferrence of head lice to a partner's pubic hair, or pubic lice to the partners head. Good hygene is an acceptable way to prevent this from happening.

2. This term can also be used to describe someone who has a pubic hair preference, choosing a lover with a wild untamed love tuft on their over the more reserved styles.
1. As Taylor thrust once more into his lover's beehive, he knew truly in his heart that he was a rampant fromosexual.

2. Jack preferred Jill's intimidating bush over that of shaved Polly. This is because he was a fromosexual.
by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006
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Fauxmosexual

Any opposite-sex, cross-gender-identifying person trying to pursue sexual relationships with others, such as a so-called "gay transman" pursuing gay men - #BoxerCeiling or in the case of #LesbiMans pursuing Lesbians - #CottonCeiling.
I got a message on Grindr, but it turns out "he" was a female fauxmosexual, and as a gay man, I am not interested in her "bonus hole" #SuperGay (or, reverse the players for a #SuperLesbian)
by GeekGurl2000 May 27, 2021
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fauxmosexual

Portmanteau of the words "faux" (not genuine or real; being an imitation of the genuine article) and "homo" (Used as a disparaging term for a gay man or lesbian.)
The pomo is characterized by the propensity to proclaim oneself as a homosexual for the express purpose of procuring sexual favor from people of the opposite sex.
I saw Gay Gary consoling Kelly using his sensitive gay wiles. Next thing I hear, he's tapping that ass! What a fauxmosexual.
by misterbork June 17, 2009
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fagmosexual

George Bush is fagmosexual
by ian jacob April 5, 2005
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