Faggotnometry

The mathematical method of determining whom is a faggot

The equation of faggotnometry is smeat+sensitivity+only female friends+feelings for men-feelings for girls=faggot

by Faggotry January 13, 2017

Faggotonium

The rare metal obtained from crushing a gay person with a hydraulic press.

El Jefe: Eyyy hombre, ma namma El Jefe. I found the Faggotonium
Police: You're under arrest for smuggling drugs and now murder

by BigBickBanny August 28, 2019

Faggotbook

What you yell at Facebook for pissing you off.

Me: "What the fuck. Faggotbook is going so damn slow >.<"

by SHR00MiEx October 21, 2009

Faggotcore

Music that can't make up what genre it is, so it changes multiple times within a song, and ultimately ends up sucking at each kinda of genre they attempt to play.

Faggot: Dude, "Attack Attack! - Stick Stickly" is a great song!
Sensible Human Being: No, that is actually Faggotcore.

by Fullofwinandgod August 14, 2009

Faggoth

A poser, NOT to be mistaken for a real Goth. One who adheres to certain generic hard rock music/style such as Mudvayne or Slipknot and black clothing, while pretending to be a hardcore badass for the sake of getting attention from guys/girls. A faggoth spends all of his/her time conforming to the Hot Topic ideology, dressing mainly in black, while denouncing conformity of all kinds, foolishly mistaking their OWN GENERIC CONFORMITY for individualism. Of course, most deny and dismiss their love for Hot Topic, however the majority just say this to further boost their own "individualism" however this is just an act, a fake plastic attempt to be different, much like their personality. Some faggoths listen to underground music, in hopes of authenticating their own “uniqueness”. Faggoths are known to be quite liberal in their beliefs, ardently denouncing government, politics, and the President of the United States, because that is the cool thing to do. They are for gay rights, and the legalization of drugs, more specifically marijuana. However these attempts to become “individuals” fail miserably because faggoths are just as materialistic, shallow, and egocentric as everyone else whom they claim to NOT be. However, due to lack of intelligence in our society, very few people can distinguish a real goth, from a faggoth.

Faggoth Tony: "I'm such a badass, I listen to cool obscure rock bands, I wear makeup, I smoke pot everyday, and I have 20+ peircings on my face alone...this makes me so cool!"

Stupid Girls Who Fall For BULLSHIT: "wow...and black lipstick...you are such a badass!!! You truely are goth!"

Me: *throws up*

by BitterSalem March 27, 2007

faggothic

Metal posers; almost all faggoths listen to Cradle of Filth and most of them listen to shitty mallcore bands like KoRn and Slipknot.

Then they have the audacity to insult real Metal bands like Slayer, Megadeth, Overkill, Candlemass, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Skinless, Amon Amarth, etc. by listening to them and claiming to be Metal.

Faggoths are posers and should be taken out and dropped off a cliff.

Josh: Did you see that faggothic kid with the black hair and purple lipstick and Cradle of Shit t-shirt?

Bobby: Yeah, let's go kick his ass!

by Ethan666 March 20, 2010

Faggotoli

When a series of two or more gay men have sex under the covers of a bed. This moderatly resembles a ravioli.

"Dude what are you jacking off too?" "Relax its just a faggotoli"

by Im not your father keep lookin June 13, 2017