flaffing

Engaging in Aimless unproductive activity. Such activity itself. Used in Derbyshire to tell off ones fellow workers when they are not being helpful.

"Stop flaffing about and gerron wit't'job"

by Enya Penk May 11, 2012

faffin about

Messing around or doing something your not supposed to,usually used by British people.

stop faffin about you idiots and get back to work

by Pssh Im MLG July 10, 2014

Feffing

Fucking

Can also be used as Feff meaning Fuck, or Feffer meaning Fucker.

- Originated from Effing

Ashley's a Feffing fag!
Stop being such a Feffer!

by Shalinet February 21, 2008

farfing

the nasty case of the smelly, runny, shits that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your ass.

i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting

by melissa wood, tara mooney, matt clark October 26, 2007

Foffing

Sexual games involving chocolate bars.

The term originated with a Finger of Fudge (F.o.F) although any robust confectionary can be used for a “ foffing “ session, until melted or weakened beyond use.

Examples.

1. Having consumed two-bottles of the finest Rioja, they decided that a finger of fudge was probably just enough, and foffed until late afternoon.

2. Timo said he would get the bill, but suggested they may want to return for a final foffing before vacating their room.

by The Jazzmeistergeneral November 9, 2009

FAFing

To have lots of fun with friends (A.K.A Bros).

Bro 1: I am having so much fun completing '10 Bros 1 Keg'.

Bro 2: Ya were are FAFing hard.

by Spurrberry September 8, 2011

Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014