Assey Facey

A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.

"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"

by Matt Adam Rymur December 9, 2008

Dick Facey

The alias of Nick Dacey

"Hi everyone, I'm Dick Facey and I'm going to play you all a song."

by asdkjhfd September 25, 2006

Cookie Facey

A god that is worshipped and often prayed to before eating babies by 6th graders in stem class.

"Lets go pray to cookie facey!" Shouted Avery

by 3qawz4sex5dr6f7tg8y80upiot7ir6 March 11, 2019

Domefaced or Facey Faced

1. Chemically altered mindstate in which you have drank or done so many drugs you cant feel your face. Or refer to your face as a facey face equals domefaced

2. Out of body experienced induced by high levels of drug presence in one's body.

I was so domefaced last night at that party, i made out with his cat and puked all over after smoking 5 bongs and drinking a handle...of tequila.

by Mark The Shark Lomein May 1, 2005

facey

Only concerned with appearances, superficial: for example, Hollywood culture.

Hollywood is so facey, what happened to personality?

by Chalga database February 25, 2022

Facey Trash

Trash that is intentionally left in order to increase face and demonstrate the common occurrence on facey activities.

There is so much facey trash in this frat house, look at all the empty bottles and beer cans.

by the_TSL October 3, 2025

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018