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I'll Punch You In The Face!

Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.
Mike felt like crying like a little baby at Beavermead, so he said "I'll punch you in the face!".
by Binary Jay July 19, 2005
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national punch your sister across the face day

november 2-3 especially when there name is carys yates and they are 16 make sure to slap em silly
“happy national punch your sister across the face day”
by devoted christian November 2, 2020
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Punch 'Em In Da Face

When some one piss you off, PUNCH 'EM IN DA FACE!
"Man, these bitches is pissin' me off"
"So, punch 'em in da face!"
by Ashley November 21, 2003
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i wanna punch you in the face

Someone who annoys you to the extreme line of near hatred even without doing, saying anything, or even being there that you want to bash them up or you fantasise of bashing them up. In short, the term for a person that you want to punch in the face is called a 'Badger'.
I had a dream of the badger that sits next to me in class, then i woke up and said to myself "i wanna punch you in the face".
by Anonymous.Z June 17, 2014
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Punch the Cat in the Face

After leaving the club, T.J. went home to punch the cat in the face.
by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008
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punch-you-in-the-face

A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".
I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.
by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003
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Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.
"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"
by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008
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