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nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.
Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.
by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003
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Futson

An extremely large vagina, or someone with an extremely large vagina.
Guy 1: So, how was Amy?

Guy 2: She's a futson, dude. I almost got lost down there.
by TGBU August 29, 2009
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Fults

That guy at your sporting club who wears a matching leisure suit/Tracksuit has a very random personality & specialises in bad facial hair & terrible tattoos!
"Oh thank fuck there's only ever one Fults in a football club!"
by Earl Squirilsons June 12, 2013
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Frosty Fists

A game in which two individuals, usually two males, take handfuls of snow and shove their fists up one another's anuses. This game is frequently played inside of igloos for privacy though it is not required for play.
"Hey Austin we have a snow-day today! Wanna go build a snowman?"

With a wink, "Lets go play Frosty Fists instead!"

And fun was had by all.
by FrostyFrank February 11, 2010
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One Size Fists All

No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.
Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.

Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.

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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.

Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011
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FUSSDIRAG

FUSSDIRAG
noun: an acronym which stands for "Former United States Supported Dictator Internationally Reviled for Acts of Genocide."

The term FUSSDIRAG was coined by Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report," January 8th, 2007.
FUSSDIRAGs include Saddam Hussein, Slobodan Milosevic, Augusto Pinochet, Idi Amin, Efrain Rios Montt, Charles Taylor, and Haji Mohammad Suharto among many others.

"Now that Saddam has been executed, we're running low on FUSSDIRAGs"
by KatieOh! February 5, 2007
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Futsmut

The food leftover on your lips, or over your cheeks

Also, meaning leftover shit not wiped yet, but on the outside of the cheek
John was eating chocolate ice cream and afterwords his friends told him he had some futsmut on his upper ass cheeks
by Jar-Jar Binks November 6, 2010
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