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fuck me dead red

#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.
The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.
by ass butt August 27, 2003
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Jimbo "the dead fuck"

a character in friday the 13th part 4, and his buddy ted calls him " a dead fuck", and it's really funny, and after getting laid, jimbo asks the girl if he was " a dead fuck". lol
"jimbo "the dead fuck""

Ted- a lousy lay, you know? a dead fuck.

Jimbo- oh i see, don't hold it back from me doc, i can take it, give it to me straight.

Ted- i did not say it. the computer did.

Jimbo- well there is no computer!

Ted- aha, well there's no Betty either!
by yo yo to the ho ho May 11, 2009
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Dead Fuck Feast

A term used for when you have the intent to kill somone, have sex with them, and then eat them.
Hey, you know Ronda down in payroll ?
I'd like to have a DEAD FUCK FEAST with her.
by Wilson Cartwright September 7, 2005
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DEAD FUCKING APPLES

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"
by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018
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Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
by Disclaimer October 7, 2006
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Fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
Omg... I’m so turned on just “Fuck me Dead and Bury me Pregnant!!!” And I will die Happy!
by JCMore4U February 24, 2019
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a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again
by X June 13, 2003
mugGet the suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's assmug.

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