couldn't-give-a-fuck book

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011

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Fucbookin

v: the act of facebooking someone/s in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit. Stems from the ancient method of sexting, only now you can engage with more individuals at once.

I am so excited, last night I started fucbookin with some of my old classmates and now we are meeting this weekend.

by Daddy Ninja Death September 6, 2010

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fuckboo

Fuckboo is a word me and my friend just created (and my auto correct). Fuck boo is a word for a Fuck Boi you've fallen for. He's a fuck boi but you love em anyways.

fuckboi

B: I really like this guy

M: But love, he's a fuck boi
B: noooo, he's my fuckboo

by ilovefoodandstuffff13 April 16, 2016

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FuckBooking

When you know you should be doing something more important but insist on being on FaceBook instead.

James was FuckBooking so much that he lost his job.

by JungleBoi August 22, 2011

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Fuckbroke

As life teaches you who and what to care about, you just run out of Fucks to give. "I don't give a fuck" has turned into, "I can't give a fuck, because I am just Fuckbroke."

Kim posts pics of herself with my friends having fun and they didn't invite me again. At this point in my life, I can't care anymore because I am just fuckbroke.

by Humpy's Mom June 29, 2016

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