Drunk Truck Fuck

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.

Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"

Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."

Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"

Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"

by loovemuscle March 26, 2009

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Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by weave March 24, 2003

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fuck a truck

The most common sexual act among vehiclesexuals. Usually involves sticking ones penis in the exhaust pipe or sticking the gear shifter up ones vagina

Jack and Jill wanted to spice up their marriage so they decided to have a threesome and fuck a truck

by saskriders January 7, 2012

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truck fuck

anal,butt, ass, intercourse,buttfuck

to get rammed up the anus so hard, that it feels like a truck went through it

Look at the way she walks, methinks she got truck fucked last night, poontang style.

by $eb November 7, 2006

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truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck

that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"

by leif June 10, 2006