fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

You got me fucked up

An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.

1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."

3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."

by princeoffacade January 17, 2022

you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004

you got me fucked up

when you walk into work and everything’s in shambles because it’s busy.

oh hell no “you got me fucked up” i’m going the fuck home.

by hairypotato78 August 17, 2019

You got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.

by landekar March 9, 2019

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

you got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again
Jim: You got me fucked up. Seriously, again?

by landekar March 9, 2019