Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
by AlexBumpkin November 13, 2007
An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.
1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."
3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."
3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."
by princeoffacade January 18, 2022
friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.
(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.
(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 05, 2004
by hairypotato78 August 17, 2019
Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"
by landekar March 09, 2019
(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by vonsgetback May 10, 2023
Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"
by landekar March 09, 2019