cereal

1. another word for being serious.
2. that hella good food that comes in a box.
3. stamps for science class that you run off to fake that you did everything in class.

1. "Dude, I'm super cereal."
2. "What did you have for breakfast? Oh i had this one kickass cereal."
3. "Hey, did you bring my cereal?"

by altecbags April 03, 2007

cerealness

The state of mind that surpasses ordinary seriousness and is used only in the most horrible of situations such as the attack of manbearpig or the summoning of the mighty power of excelsior.

Al Gore's cerealness about manbearpig is so large that he has the need to say "excelsior" very loudly in public places.
Al Gore is a very cereal person.
People are not taking Al Gore cerial, even though his cerialness is super duper excelsiory.

by Baklava42 January 13, 2007

cereal

a slang term for serious.

are you cereal? and.. you are cereally getting on my nerves

by Haley P. April 17, 2007

Cereal

The word serious, shortned to cereal.

Dude, I saw Katie getting slammed by Dave in her back yard.

Dude, you cereal?

by Mattrgilberto February 03, 2008

cereal

A slang version of the word "serious," usually used to inflect idiocy or ditzy-ness.
Popularized by South Park's episode featuring Al Gore.

'Man-bear-pig is real, I am super, duper cereal!'

by Stealth Walrus October 27, 2008

Cereal

A codeword to talk about sex without saying the word when you're in a public area

I had the best cereal of my night last night

by Agent Indigo Ingrid Shallow July 27, 2008

cereal

Another name for weed.(Relatively good at that)

"Hey John, got any cereal for this weekend?"

by vvd May 18, 2008