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Father Joseph

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!
by FJ Himself October 3, 2013
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father figure

something that i don’t have !
someone: my dad is the best father figure !

me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
by kk :)) August 11, 2022
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Father Allen

Father Allen is the greatest band teacher of all. He is not only a band teacher, but a god. You are truly blessed if you are lucky enough to be his student. “music is my religion,” Father Allen once said. Praise you father Allen!
I have never heard a band better than Father Allen’s
by that’s wack. October 11, 2019
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fatherjemar

A term for when someone gets their meat leak or when they get something correct
"OH NO! He pulled a Fatherjemar!"
by TheMigger February 24, 2022
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Fatherless

Having no father
"I have no dad"

''You're fatherless"
by Adarianis August 29, 2021
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you are not the father

The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.

Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.

Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.
Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-

"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"

*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony
by ACG2x September 8, 2004
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Fatherbed

Hole in the ground where you bury an adult male.
Mobster: We got him, boss. Now what?

Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.

Mobster: Sure thing, boss.
by Wertheworld July 26, 2020
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