S.O.A.M.F.P.

Snakes on a motha fuckin' plane.

"Snakes on a Plane comes out August 18th, 2006."
"S.O.A.M.F.P.!!!!"
"yes, I'm excited too"

by Nelville Flynn May 2, 2006

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.

by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

B.A.M.F.P.P.

Bad Ass Mother F***er Piano Player. Some who is a musically talented nerd, but still super bad ass.

Damn, she wore jeans to her piano recital, what a B.A.M.F.P.P.

by AsianFather January 25, 2012

M.F.P

Major Fucking Problem

Bob deleted all the files on the server... again!. That's an M.F.P. and a C.L.M. (Career Limiting Move)

by Ad ministrator August 4, 2007

E.M.P.F.T.B.D

Eat. My. Pussy. From. The. Back. Daddy

When I get home I want you to E.M.P.F.T.B.D

by J TopDogg May 27, 2021

M.F.P

Malicious Female Pig

"Bro, that lady at the DMV is such a M.F.P!"

by Evenor November 17, 2006

P.F.M.

Pure Fucking Magic:
1) The idea that something resolved itself; the idea that something resolved magically; Used as an answer when the truth may not be present
2) Lengthened version of FM; a miracle; low probability

1) The problem cleared itself...how? Not sure, I think it was P.F.M.
2) It will be F.M. if he/she finishes the job.

by Greenskeeper1 October 1, 2007