experts say 

A way to cover up bullshit by making the broad statement, "Experts say", then the bullshit.
As nobody has any idea which experts they were referring to, or what level or expertise they had, it is a great way to cover up not having a distinct source for the information.

Experts say 90% of people in Mexico are drug dealers

experts say by A-Durr October 16, 2013

Armchair Expert 

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

Armchair Expert by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Extort 

To get something by threats or other unfair means.

Two greedy people falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to EXTORT money from him.

Extort by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

Sausage Expert 

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.

Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."

Sausage Expert by manicbubble February 10, 2015

professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

professional esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

Extortionist 

A person who uses threats and other means of intimidation to get something they want.

Evan Chandler and Janet Arvizo are two extortionists who falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to get their hands on his money.

Extortionist by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

Extortion 

A crime in which something is obtained by use of threats or intimidation etc.

Michael Jackson was the victim of EXTORTION attempts by two greedy people itching to get their hands on his money.

Extortion by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012