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excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.
Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle
by scruples101 April 16, 2010
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Excess Shit

When friends are bored and decide to single someone out by all of them making fun of their weak-ass. The person usually follows the group still, but walks behind them or sulks. Thus resulting in the person feeling unloved and unwanted for the rest of the day and maybe even the next day. The sad person then becomes the excess shit.

*note: The excess shit doesn't have to be somebody that nobody likes. Everyone just has to be so bored that one person just starts to get picked on and everyone follows. Anybody can be the excess shit at any time.*
Person 1: "Why was your brother so depressed looking today?"

Person 2: "Oh, he hung out with some upperclassmen last night and they made him excess shit."

Person 1: "Yeah, I kind of saw that coming."
by Plectronics March 31, 2010
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excess baggage

when someone wears a tight or small shirt and extra fat seems to protrude from the sleeve and bottom openings.
"Dude look at that hott girl!" "Nah man, too much excess baggage."
by stevemeister September 25, 2005
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excessive hyphenation

(n.) text in which words are brought together by hyphenation that are not supposed to be hyphenated. Usually a cover for bad spelling.
Kung-Fu Jesus' definitions---->
by Kung-Fu Jesus February 17, 2007
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Chicken Excess

the condition one undergoes as a result of eating large amounts of food & sweet tea at Chicken Express. Symptoms include drowsiness, high Blood Grease Content (BGC), nausea, and occasionally narcolepsy.
The only known cures are to induce vomiting and to take a massive dump
Alex1: fuuuuuuuuuu- Chicken Excess! Why did we go to chicken express so early?
Alex2: IDK. Driving with such high Blood Grease Content is gonna be worse than driving drunk.
by Teh Alex April 8, 2009
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excessive u's

The British way of spelling. I love it...makes me laugh. Hehe!!! Because normal people spell things without the extra u...as in favorite, color, and savior. Booyah!
Harold: My favouuuuurite colouuuur is purple!
Tina: Harold, you're such a Brit, using all those excessive u's.
by Chesmerelda October 12, 2005
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