What is this i don't even

When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.

Joe: Let's see what's good on /b/ today...
.......
Joe: What is this i don't even

by MugenXS April 7, 2009

I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

by sir3n April 3, 2011

I can't even

Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.

I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..

by Tumblahblogger November 21, 2012

I can't even

The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.

"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"

by Nethalas August 27, 2014

can't even

The last words of a dying white girl.

Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."

by LillieTheUnicorn April 18, 2014

I ain't even mad

Seriously, I ain't.

Slug and Eyedea kick ridiculous freestyles and I ain't even mad.

by jesusjuicejones. October 14, 2009

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 30, 2013