Esteban Ochocinco

Chad Ochocinco. The most interesting footballer in the world.

You see the game last night?

-Yeah, Esteban Ochocinco sure can kick.
Yeah, they should cut the kicker and save some money!

by Bengals4Life September 23, 2009

Esteban

A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.

Jack: How did you score that chick?

Jim: I unleashed my Esteban

by Esteban Valasquez June 16, 2008

Señor Esteban

Self-righteous prick with sweat stains on his back.

There's a Señor Esteban on your face. Here, let me pop it.

by Señor Esteban June 21, 2013

Esteban

Esteban is a cute and smart guy although you might not see it he has allot of expieriens and has an enormous dick he is strong but always trys to stay out of trouble he runs fast and learns to trust people

Once fallen inlove youl figure out how much u love him and you will never let go he has allot of respect and a good heart

Friend: my dog just died

Esteban:dont cry hes in a better place now
Friend: but i miss him so much

Esteban: i know how it feels.to lose some one but u gotta know he will always be in your heart and is some where undreamable

Esteban: do u understand
friend: yes thank you Esteban your a true friend

by levinator January 1, 2015

Esteban

A bad ass mofo with mad game. Will probably game on your gf, bang her that night, and have her cum for more.

Guy 1: "Hey have you seen Ashley?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude. She was with Esteban last time saw her."
Guy 1: "DAMMIT! she's probably riding his cock right now!! i guess me and her are through *sigh"

by angelo945 May 2, 2011

Esteban

When a woman scratches a man's taint during sex.

Dude, I was doing this chick from behind and she was giving me the esteban.

by mb1234jr September 16, 2010

Esteban

A not cool guy, who is emotionally unavailable. He takes everything from the women he is with without ever giving back. When he gets angry he will try to stab you with his words.

He is an Esteban

by Yes no yes wait actually no. June 8, 2018