Eric Cartman
The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.
Eric Cartman by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
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Eric Cartman’s Wife
Eric Cartman’s Wife was originally derived from a girl called Andrea. Her personality is just like Eric Cartman, arrogant, rude, abusive, bully, self-fish, fat, stubborn, stupid.
And she hates America.
And she hates America.
Eric Cartman’s Wife by My name is Andrea10 May 6, 2010
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The Three R's of Eric Cartman
Rich
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.
Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!
Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*
Kenny- Yeah!
Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*
The Three R's of Eric Cartman by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023
Eric Cartmenez
South Park's Eric Cartmen's alter ego. In "Eek, a Penis!" Eric Cartmen tries to become a calculus teacher. To reach inner-city kids, he became a Hispanic teacher named Eric Cartmenez teaching the children how to cheat calculus.
Student 1: "I don't understand how to cheat on my test"
Eric Cartmenez: "How do I reeach those kïds?"
Example 2
Principle: Congratulations Mr. Cartmenez!
Eric Cartmenez: "I reeached those kïds"
Eric Cartmenez: "How do I reeach those kïds?"
Example 2
Principle: Congratulations Mr. Cartmenez!
Eric Cartmenez: "I reeached those kïds"
Eric Cartmenez by mm24ish January 1, 2011
eric cartmen
Eric Cartmen is a character in South Park. In most episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut and he is big boned(not fat).
1. Eric Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.
Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.
Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.
Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.
Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?
Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.
Eric : OK FINE.
Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".
2.
Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.
Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.
Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.
Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.
Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.
Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.
Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.
Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.
Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?
Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.
Eric : OK FINE.
Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".
2.
Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.
Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.
Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.
Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.
Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.
eric cartmen by sooommmeeoonnneeeee July 10, 2011