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Egoseismic

adjective {ee-goh, sahyz-mik}

The repelling and prevention of seismic activity in the surrounding area of an individual.

OR

The redirecting of an earthquake's epicenter due to the presence of a certain individual.
RHETT: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link, you think we had something to do with the earthquakes?"

LINK: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

-From Rhett and Link's 'Good Mythical Morning'
by TheLostMasterpiece June 12, 2012
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Exposed Thong

When a girl's thong rises above her jeans so you can clearly see the waistband above the top of her jeans.
That chick's exposed thong is so hot!
by <insert> October 1, 2004
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Epometer

The meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = Epic Win 0 = Epic Fail
" Did you see that ninja do the backflip?"
"Yeah, it was a 100 on the Epometer!"
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Evosexual

A person who finds dedication to one's evolutionary journey and self-growth attractive or arousing.
A: This weekend at the deep trauma healing retreat, I was so attracted to this man who courageously and vulnerably kept sharing his feelings.

B. Wow, you are so evosexual!
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National expose day

National expose day is August 15 , this day you expose your friends or yourself
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emosexual

(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
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Egoserf

A person who is a slave to their egos, i.e. someone who is constantly checking Google for references to themselves. A derivative of the verb "to ego surf"
Hey, look, I found another interesting anecdote about my blog online!

Feh ... you're such an egoserf.
by OregonBluejay April 18, 2008
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