Epostal

The electronic equivalent of going postal but instead of going after the employees in person, it is going after them electronically by means of sending them a nasty virus.

Jim: That's it i've had it with my coworkers.
Ruby: Sounds like you are ready to go postal
Jim: Make that epostal as I'm working from home today.

by Mops11 August 2, 2011

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022

Epistemoligize

Understanding ethical matters threw demostration and edification.The supream source of knowledge and a person who teaches it.A graphical demostraion of charts and morals,intelligently composed..

I have an exempt belief of human genetics that have been Epistemoligized
Epistemoligize can be spelled with begging prefix captilized or not...

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

epitastic

As being beyond fantastic.
The highest form of coolness.
Created from the words epic and fantastic.

The Dark Knight was an epitastic movie that has no equal.

by William Wimmer August 16, 2008

epitaliangiophobia

The fear of talking animals

"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"

by aannoonnyymmoouussss May 23, 2009

Epictastic

A term used for something that is well done as well as completely awesome.

Girl: Hey, did you finish that obstacle course?

Guy: Yeah, I was the fastest time and I finished with a handspring into a double back flip off a nearby wall

Girl: Wow that epictastic

Guy: Thank you, it totally was

by Perma-smile25 December 27, 2010

Epistrophe

Repetition of the same word or group of words at the ends of successive clauses.

Epistrophe EX)

"Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends."
(Judd Nelson as John Bender in The Breakfast Club, 1865)

by Algahigurraha October 21, 2011