encraption

To use so bad encryption that a bored individual could break it.

Secure messaging software called "Cryptocat" used to have so bad encryption that they started calling it encraption.

by lobbyist August 5, 2013

enormodump

Commonly generated after consuming an entire large pizza, with a six-pack. Digestion takes an entire evening. The enormodump resembles the barrel of a baseball bat, both in circumference and color(s). Yellow to tan to a deep, rich oak. The enormodump fills the entire drain-head, and extends neatly up the center of the bowl; nearly reaching the toilet rim. In fact, there rarely is enough room left to allow for a clean drop. Oftentimes, enormodump disengages with a slow draw down your crack, and across one buttcheek. Interestingly, and despite it's unusual girth, the enormodump often flushes cleanly, and completely.

This is a VERY delicate situation, however. The addition of toilet tissue will inevitably create a drain-wedge; and prevent a clean flush. Similarly, any post-enormodump, residual poo-shards will complicate matters. Either addition will, most likely, require manual extraction.

** Remember to pay homage to enormodump. Enormodump reminds us of all that is right with the world.

by The Lover Victor Pooge August 10, 2009

encrapment

A technique used by undercover police when performing a sting operation to entrap a felcher like Larry Craig while cottaging in an airport rest room.

Noting the abnomally wide stance of the guy in the next stall, The officer grunted and moaned trying to get cottager's attention.

In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.

Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 6, 2007

Enort

A word used to classify a group of the littest kiddos who love glow stick parties. Enortion isn’t a simple feeling and surely not everyone can become an enort. Only pullgods can feel this.

“Woah I finally know how it feels to be an enort! IM SO ENORTED!”
“Me too petry, I’m basically like the father enort.”
“Stfu Nathaniel you fake as bitch hoe dick head, your not good enough to feel enortion u crap face.”

by Jon Harold the 3rd June 12, 2018

emoragequit

To leave an online competitive game ranting, raving, swearing at your team and opponents alike. Usually out of anger due to an event occuring within the game which you are unable to take responsibility for.

Very much like a standard ragequit but with more emotion involved which causes no end of amusement for onlookers. An emoragequit may even be provoked or desired by opponents.

emoragequitter: why did you kill me you fucking tard?
emoragequitter: i didn't do anything to you
emoragequitter: people like you are jerks
emoragequitter: go and fuck yourself
emoragequitter has gone offline

by emoragequitter August 10, 2009

Elora

elora can be sweet when she wants to be. she can also be very mean to people who mess with her or someone she loves. elora often hides her true feelings and tries to please others. everyone says she’s a very kind caring person and they don’t ever think anything is wrong with her but often she will be holding back a tidle wave of emotion.

wow elora is really sad and i had no idea

by just another stupid fangirl July 17, 2019

EnOrme

The number one fragrance for plus-sized women.

You smell like EnOrme and brass polish. You were at a strip club!

by firefight156 January 24, 2011