Eldona

A russian name for a female. Usually the name of an awesome Persuasive person who is easy to love . Violent , funny , pretty and small . Likes to party, and have fun .

Guy: What time is it?

Eldona: It's PARTY TIME

by HAYLEY SCHWARTZ IS A GEM November 11, 2009

Jackey Ending

Drinking Jack Daniels and getting "Whiskey Dick" then getting a happy ending massage to prolong the experience.

I can't go out tonight, I got a 5th of jack and a massage appointment at 9:00. Gonna get a Jackey Ending.
jack daniels happy endinghand job

by Jota Jota Ross October 28, 2010

Mad Ending

(Male) It's the opposite of a happy ending. After the massage I'm the one who cums on you.

Cesar: Where can I go to get a spine massage?

Randy: I was just at your house man, all we needed to do
was change into robes and I would have oiled that spine up. I give mad endings though.

by Chabookie January 13, 2011

Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry

Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC

by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011

Never Ending Bowl

A bowl of weed you you can hit over and over. It seems as if it is never ending.

Dude 1: Man how much did you pack?
Dude 2: I don't know man, this shit is never ending!
Dude 1&2: The Never Ending Bowl!!

by N1ckNasty June 24, 2012

Flappy Ending

Like a happy ending, except the man isn't really that into it.

She charged me an extra $20 because my flappy ending took 15 minutes!

by LoLcosTacos September 1, 2013

The Good Ending

When everything comes together in the end, The best conclusion to a moment, story, game, movie or situation in life.

Person 1: "He got The Good Ending In the end"
Person 2: "The Good Ending?"
Person 1: "He managed to beat cancer and pay off his debt"

by OzarkShark January 8, 2021