Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.
Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.
There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.
Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.
There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.
*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*
Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.
Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.
by Timmy Gunderson February 09, 2011
A person who gets brain-washed by crappy music and think they are rebels. Often where make-up, dyed hair. They do not posess a sexual organ.
Emosexuals: Hawthorne Heights, Fall Out Boy
by Sean5150 September 30, 2005
by SweetBrainJuice June 13, 2003
A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal
Your so emosexual
by Fred October 01, 2003
by jimmy pop50 September 28, 2006
The alternative or "goth" variation of the Metrosexual fad. Whilst in more popular scenes, men become more in touch with their sensitive sides by assuming elements of the gay culture yet not assuming the sexuality, the same applies for the "emosexual" generation. Whilst not particularly interested in the homosexual relations, many of these "emosexuals" will be more interested in indugling in emotions and sensitivities and and generally allowing a much less macho approach to other people. This label is usually assumed when a teen or pre-teen can't quite handle the goth lifestyle and would prefer something more comfortable and conventional.
Some regard Emosexual's as lower individuals who indulge in their weakness's.
Some regard Emosexual's as lower individuals who indulge in their weakness's.
"Dude, look at that guy's pants! They look like they were painted on! Is he like some kind of gay goth kid?"
"Nah, he's just an emosexual, don't worry about him."
"Nah, he's just an emosexual, don't worry about him."
by Toxxi September 18, 2005
one who is too preoccupied with their own style of music and the personality that goes along with it, thus the name emo and sexual because emo is the style of music that usally exhibits this type of behaviour from its fan base.
emo person; im gonna cry cause im a faggot And i suck so go away. other emo person; oh no why is this happening to me i gotta listen to simple plan now ohoh oh.
by jkfjf May 07, 2005