Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.
by Word lover March 4, 2023
Get the Elyssamug. A girl who thinks she's 'all that'
the CREATOR of drama.
Pretty with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Never single but every guy she dates is never all in to the relationship.
She's got money though, and good looks.
If you meet an Elyssa, don't get to attached.
She'll be there for you but if you do something that makes her look bad... SHE'S A BITCH!!!
the CREATOR of drama.
Pretty with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Never single but every guy she dates is never all in to the relationship.
She's got money though, and good looks.
If you meet an Elyssa, don't get to attached.
She'll be there for you but if you do something that makes her look bad... SHE'S A BITCH!!!
Girl 1: Elyssa told everyone about me cutting myself. Now everyone looks at me sadly.
Girl 2: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!!
Girl 2: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!!
by TaraBlake123 November 9, 2021
Get the Elyssamug. Elyssa is a very kind person who cares a lot about her friends. She is quite social but anti-social around new people at the same time. She is an overthinker but is always there when her friends need her and will listen to all your problems and help you through them. Make sure you find yourself an elyssa.
by dot/dot.dot November 23, 2022
Get the Elyssa (gangan)mug. elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY
"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
by elyssasswagdog March 12, 2021
Get the elyssa dixonmug. by Connor waits April 14, 2023
Get the Elyssamug. A phrase used in sentences to describe a “quirky” individual whom as such texts and sends messages in unique ways often compared to what a monkey on cocaine would behave like if given a phone.
by Canadian Dictionary User August 12, 2022
Get the Elyssamug. When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.
by 8461947 March 6, 2024
Get the Dirty Elyssamug.