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Heavy electricity

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.
Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005
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service electric

The cancer of Pennsylvania. Monopoly allows them to sell overpriced internet, low upload speed, cable boxes 10 years out of date.
by rfrsiopgjdog July 31, 2016
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electric lady

A woman who is sharper than a razor, with eyes made of lasers, and bolder than the truth. She's a star; she has a classic kind of crazy, but she knows just who she is.

Coined by the effervescent Janelle Monae
Devanne is quite the electric lady. She got it goin on'.
by ig @archidev twit @DevNoDude November 15, 2013
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Boots Electric

Rocker Extraordinaire Jesse Hughes, a Mustachioed God.
"Look at Boots Electric go, now thats a fuckin' Rocker."
by El Flipo January 21, 2007
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Electric stove

An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.
Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!

Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023
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Electric Chair

Also known as the double shocker. The electric chair involves forming a shocker with each hand and putting those hands together so that they match up symmetrically. The pair of hands is then used to pleasure a female partner in the same manner in which a shocker would. The hands can be moved in opposite directions while inserted in the female also known as "extra-voltage" electric chair. The electric chair originated in Peoria, Illinois.
Steve: I want to give Anna a shocker so bad.
Miguel: Anna is a high class girl. you should use the electric chair.
Steve: Extra voltage time!
by peoriaflipper June 22, 2010
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electric soul

Someone who wants the best for others, lights up a room when they enter, and can usually be caught with a smile on their face.
"What a sweetheart, she's got a pure electric soul"
by lilmrssss_sara February 22, 2015
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