When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006
Get the El Paso Speedbagmug. The act of spreading peanut butter upon a tortilla, microwaving it, then proceeding to masturbate to completion into your south of the boarder cock sheath.
Optional: border jumping is eating your lover after wards.
Optional: border jumping is eating your lover after wards.
"oh man, last night I was giving my self an el paso handshake, was about to go south of the boarder when my mom walked in and asked for a bite."
by Sir Amadeus the 69th July 3, 2012
Get the El paso handshakemug. When a fat chick has the crease between the lower part of her tits and the fat roll of her stomach and you fuck the crease in an effort to find an appropriate entry point.
Damn I was so drunk last night I didn't even know I had taken home a fat stripper and gave her the el paso hotpocket!
by Derek Robinson August 17, 2006
Get the el paso hotpocketmug. Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.
by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015
Get the El Paso belt sandermug. Having anal sex with an individual whilst the receiving partner is bent over an overturned trashcan, typically at a truck stop or dimly lit gas station.
"Last weekend, while driving to Clovis, NM, I gave this truck stop hooker the ol' El Paso trash can...I wish she would call me back though" - Greg
by Dustylarry January 8, 2018
Get the El Paso trash canmug. I couldn't decide between a tasty snack and a quickie with my girlfriend, so I combined the two and gave her an El Paso Cheese Fry.
by Grandling Clupepper February 25, 2011
Get the El Paso Cheese Frymug. by Terrell Blackmon May 14, 2016
Get the El Paso Water Bucketmug.