Einstein

The recreational drug Exstasy, Chemical name MDMA. Ironic cause it frys your brain.
Yo pop da Einstein and get ready to roll.
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Einstein

the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.
WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein
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Einstein

Look at Maria's lips. I'm tryin to get some Einstein from her.
by Dsxpress March 26, 2010
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Einstein

Verb. To beat sense into some one. To cause severe physical harm.
1. I'm 'bout to Einstein that mutha!
2. Jerome just got Einsteined!
by NoseDive December 30, 2005
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Einstein

the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.
WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein
by gohan9001 December 14, 2008
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einsteining

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.
by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007
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Einsteinism

Refers to a joke which becomes much less funny if it requires an explanation.

Farcically derived from a nonsense situation whereby Einstein and his assistant at the time have just finished explaining, in great depth, the workings of hie great Theory of Relativity. Upon finishing the lecture, the gathered scientists and philosophers look a little non-plussed an tentatively applaud Einstein for his great work . . . though really they don't quite understand it. Whilst accepting the applause graciously, Einstein turns to his assistant, who happens to be chuckling, and mutters "See, I told you, it's nowhere near as funny when you have to explain it (!)"

First credit for this original word/concept must be given to Ian James Hay, for it was his peculiar mind that created it :)
British word-play and some puns lose they're humour when they're translated and/or explained to a foreigner; therefore they're einsteinisms.
by bchay2508 May 1, 2010
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