eight ball

n

by 1940s

A chronically unfortunate and ineffective person.

loser, sad sack

What an eight ball this guy is.

by Rolf Klischewski February 11, 2004

eight ball

The problem person in the group, or one who stands out.

Well, we had a good turnout of volunteers--if you disregard that one 8-ball who smelled like a goat.

What the?!? Why do I get stuck dealing with all the 8-balls around here?

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

eight ball

1/8 ounce of dope that loosers use.

You gotta be one dumb motherfucker to mess with this eight ball dope shit.

by Jack November 9, 2003

eight ball

To keep it real, there is no certain weight to an eightball and crack will weight 3.0 and cocaine 3.5.

I need a bizzy. (To keep it low key!!!)

by Pusha_D June 20, 2004

eight ball

A round shaped poo excreted from the anus which usually occurs after anal sex. This happens to the receiver of the sexual occurance.

Man, you put another eight ball on my bed Lucy! Control yourself woman!

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

eight balling

To smuggle cocaine in ones vaginan.

I was eight balling it on the plane trip.

by earnesttt April 13, 2009

eight ball

a chronically unfortunate or ineffective person

He's an eight ball when it comes to education.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 22, 2007