Hot Egger

An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.

While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.

The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.

I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.

I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

eggmelon

a type of melon grown from the vines of trees in swaziland. They taste like apple waffles with an aftertaste of marshmellow. They are very high in protein and are used in various tribal dances in africa

dude that eggmelon i had yesterday made me gain 4789 pounds of muscle

by gusthemoose September 26, 2006

skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

Egged

When a woman forcefully ejaculates after the juices and cum have been whipped together into a frothy thick cream wad.

Getting Egged.
Getting Egged On.
That woman is so hot I’d let her Egg on me.
I went over to my girlfriends house and she totally Egged me.
She took advantage of me and Egged in my mouth.

by JayDub&zosaysdontputmyideaout April 26, 2021

eggshell driving

to drive as if there is an egg is under your gas pedal so as to save gas. Staying at a constant speed and not gunning the gas pedal.

I was low on gas, and knew a gas station wasn't very close so i started eggshell driving.

by FilthyYamBag February 10, 2007

eggfest

counter of sausagefest. where there are a bunch of women in one space; the "egg" refers to the eggs that women have that the sperm fertilizes.

women colleges are eggfests.
mens colleges are sausagefests.

by Jen Li February 17, 2008

Eggsexual

Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.

Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”

by Xyliette October 8, 2018