presidential election 2004

a) the day we americans re-elected the asshole that killed off so many Iraqis and even our own soldiers

b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression

c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation

d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger

e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid

i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?

by someone who's just too smart for her own good November 27, 2004

2004 Presidential Election

The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.

Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...

by Godfather August 7, 2004

Election hangover

The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.

Trevor: I have so much work to do, but I have an election hangover and can't get anything done!

by Nemo6969 November 3, 2010

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

election

Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?

by m_kitsune June 15, 2004

Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.

The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.

by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020

electioneering

1 The process of engineering an election so that you win, or attempting to do so.

2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.

1 Most democracies are ruled by the candidates most adept at electioneering.

2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?

by Naked Henry May 5, 2005