Ezekiel

Ezekiel is an amazing person, loved by many. He has an amazing body, super smart and very handsome. He can date who ever but only has eyes for one person. His laugh is embarrassing and he loves to eat cake. Very brave. And 9/10 has a BBC

Ezekiel looks good today

by Tthefactss March 11, 2019

Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction

John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

by i have a long pole October 18, 2005

The Prophet of Ezekiel

one of the most legendary and inspiring writers of the new era, it is said that he has a secret alliance with the other legend of a U.D. publisher, the voice of the common cock, it is said that no one being has ever discovered who he is , some may think they know, but there is only one being that truly knows the meaning behind the prophet we all know and love, and thats the voice of the common cock, it is also rumored that he is William Shakespear reincarnated to speak the truth to all the non believers

the prophet of ezekiel and the voice of the common cock are 2 of the greatest writers since the ancient rock carvings of the cavemen

by The Prophet of Ezekiel October 2, 2011

Dirty Ezekiel

A Dirty Ezekiel is when a man ties you down and caresses you while kissing you deep and hard. Then once you are completely naked he doesn't let you adjust to his d*ck and still kisses you wile you are tied up.

He was your best sex ever?
Yeah, oh god he was Ezekiel! So dirty.
Woah.
Yeah Dirty Ezekiel was amazing.

by Go.ahead.stalk.him June 27, 2021

eeekers

another way of using "oh no", or replacing the action of gasping.

eeekers!! i forgot to do my homework!

by Krissy & Jay January 22, 2008

Ezekiel

A really funny, nice, and smart guy. He can be a bit cocky sometimes when it comes to sports, but he's really good at every sport he does. He's really attractive and can be a bit of a touble maker sometimes.

"Omg is that Ezekiel !! Why is he so cuteee and why is he so damn sexy!"

by Oldspicee January 28, 2020

Ezekiel

He sometimes looks sad, but he's not he is just thinking bout something that is making him hold back things him. He is smart, tall, kind, has self control and always nervous around people. He's nonogamist , so he doesnt like anyone. He also doesn't speak profanity and never harms a soul. He's an overall a great person. He hates his old self and is mature enough not to do something dumb.

Short name for ezekiel is ez

by BruhThisIsUrbanDic October 30, 2021