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“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”
“Excuse the fuck”
“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”
“Excuse the fuck”
“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”
by @W01 October 27, 2020
Get the Excuse The Fuck mug.Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.
Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008
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A phrase meaning either:
1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1.Person1: "Excuse me."
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
by Kenthar December 13, 2004
Get the excuse me mug.Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
by Sitbear August 20, 2018
Get the Excuse mug.the misherad lyrics (sometimes sung on purpose) by Jimi Hendrix. The actual words are scuse me while i kiss the sky. now this phrase is the same as a mondegreen or buffalax
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
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" 'kiss this guy' syndrome is a disorder believed to be the cuase of misheard song lyrics" "kiss this guy" syndrome
by hahaok May 27, 2009
Get the Excuse me while I kiss this guy mug.Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.
'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'
by Shameless September 5, 2003
Get the excuse my french mug."Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.
guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.
guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being
guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being
by one way road September 8, 2016
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