Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.
Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...
Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!
Dad: Earmuffs!
**children cover ears**
Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!
Dad: Earmuffs!
**children cover ears**
Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
by justasillylilgirl March 18, 2009
Get the Earmuffs mug.Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.
Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.
by Diane the BITCH July 26, 2005
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henry has a autism diagnosis he and his family are at the mall henry is wearing his sensory earmuffs to help with his noise sensory issues a person at the mall asks henry’s sister why does your brother wear his headphones henry’s sister tells the person my brother is autistic those are his sensory earmuffs they help with his noise sensory issues
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